A policeman brought four boys before a judge.
"They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor," he said.
"Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency.
Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong."
"My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Pete," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Mike," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Peanuts," said the fourth boy.
she's just not that into you?...
Okay....maybe a little over the top with the title of this post, but I was so jazzed about this I actually forgot to post it. I've never gotten a "royal" flush before in my lifetime of poker. Sure I've gotten the occasional straight flush, but never a royal. Well .... that changed in the Omaha Express on 09/25. Another record broken for this little devil.
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done!
The schedule for the Battle of the Clans is posted in the Phenom Forum.
1st game is this Friday night at 8:00 ESTand will be NLHE 6-max.
The 2nd game will be October 4th at 3:00 EST and will be BADUGI.
The 3rd game will be Friday, October 10th and will be PL Omaha.
There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.
He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview.
Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be
bright since he could answer all the questions correctly.
The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.
"Tell me your choice;" said he to the boy,
"What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult.
Think well before you make up your mind."
The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side.
One of the reasons I, personally, am not interested in this advancement. I have, over the years, broken quite a number of watches because of their location on my wrist. I work with my hands and my wrists get banged and bumped quite a lot on some days, in the course of pursuing my occupation.Plus, I can't see worth a damn any more! The dis[lay, I suspect, would require me to put on glasses every time I got a call or wanted to use the thing.
Chart Toppers---September 30
1948A Tree in the
Meadow - Margaret Whiting
- Doris Day
Everybody Darlin’ - Al Trace (vocal: Bob Vincent)
Just a Little
Lovin’ (Will Go a Long Way) - Eddy Arnold
- Hugo Winterhalter & Eddie Heywood
Sep 30, 1927:
Babe Ruth hits 60th homer of 1927 season
On September 30, 1927, Babe Ruth hits
his 60th home run of the 1927 season and with it sets a record that
would stand for 34 years.
George Herman Ruth was born February 6, 1895, in Baltimore, Maryland.
He was the first of eight children, but only he and a sister survived
infancy. Ruth’s father was a saloon keeper on Baltimore’s waterfront,
and the young George, known as "Gig" (pronounced with soft g’s) to his
family, was known as a troublemaker from an early age. At seven, his
truancy from school led his parents to declare him incorrigible, and he
was sent to an orphanage, St. Mary’s Industrial School for Boys. Ruth
lived there until he was 19 in 1914, when he was signed as a pitcher by
WSOP is on tv, and already into everyone cashing. i don't know if i missed some, or if they started on day 4.
all the big poker names are out. they made a minimun of 10 million the big prize.
it was on last night, on espn, and again tonight.
check your listings if you are interested.